Cenas, porfas and findes
“ ¿A cuanto están?” I ask the younger of the two women standing behind a row of upturned crates piled with higos chumbo (prickly pears).
“MaMAAA,” she asks mama, even though they’ve been selling the things all morning, “¿A cuanto están?”
“Tres euros la cena,” replies mother in her gardening gloves as she expertly slices off the thorny peel and drops the fruit into a plastic bag held open by the next customer.
La cena? The dinner? I look confused.
You know, says the customer, helpfully, enunciating the words as if I’m an idiot: “Tres eu-ros por do-ce.” Three euros for 12, for a dozen, una docena. I geddit.
“¿Y a cuanto el desayuno?” (And how much is the breakfast) I joke. They all look at me as if I’m an idiot.
Bueno, or ‘weno as we’re all saying these days, what I have just heard is an example of linguistic acortamiento, or shortening. There are loads of examples of this in Spanish, and unlike ‘cena’ it’s nearly always the second part of the word that gets lopped off. Some of these are so widely-used they’ve replaced the original word. Think of bici (bicicleta), moto (motocicleta), cine (cinematógrafo), mili (milicia – military service), boli (bolígrafo – pen). Even the crusty old Real Academia accepts the colloquial use of cole (colegio – school), súper (supermercado), porno (pornográfico, pornografía), anfeta (anfetamína) and progre (progresista – trendy left-wing).
There are plenty more, though, that don’t make it anywhere near a dictionary: depre (depression), profe (professor, insti (instituto – high school), mani (manifestación – demonstration), tranqui (tranquilo – calm down), chuche (chuchería – sweetie), pelu (peluquería – hairdresser’s), compi / compa (compañero – classmate) – and cena (docena – dozen).
The syllable-lopping isn’t restricted to individual words, either. Text messaging has helped to get us all using finde (fin de semana), porfa or porfi (por favor) and weno (bueno – well, as interjection). All of which comes quite naturally in Andalucía, word-shortening centre of the territorio nacional, where I learnt long ago that ‘all for nothing’ can be honed to a natty topaná (todo para nada).
Got any more examples? Please add. Go on, porfa.
August 17th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
la sele / selec = selectividad (university entrance exams)
dire = director
perdi = (llamada) perdida (miscall)
mens = mensaje (text message)
uni = universidad
Lots of others on the tip of my tongue.
August 17th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Our favourite was very early on in our first year in Spain, when we asked how much we owed in the bar, and back came the answer “Dobby”. Or that’s what it sounded like (especially as we’d just seen the Harry Potter film with Dobby the House-Elf!). It turned out we owed two euros and 20 centimos – “do’ -bé”, short for dos euros veinte centimos. Easy once we got used to it!
August 18th, 2010 at 11:22 am
Nice one, Tamara!
More keep coming into my head now.
habita = habitación (room)
cumple = cumpleaños (birthday)
mates = matemáticas (maths)
poli = policía
peli = película (film)
prota = protagonista
I also remember hearing ‘munipa’ on a Catalan soap opera = (policía) municipal. I think this was before the Mossos d’Esquadra took over the munipas.
August 18th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I love prota – meant to put it, then forgot. Munipa sounds like a tree …. And how about ‘cuen’. ¿Te das cuen? No me di cuen. And ‘ya ‘toy’ – but methinks that’s Andaluz!
August 18th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
500 pesetas – “quini” (obviously no longer used but still very funny!)
l’Hospitalet de Llobregat (city right next to Barcelona) – “Hospi”
matizado (“cool” – only used among youngsters) – “mati”
vacaciones – “vacas”
oposiciones – “opos”
August 19th, 2010 at 11:36 am
Thanks Robert. Really ‘mati’
August 19th, 2010 at 11:37 am
For the mystified: ‘quini’ is from ‘quinientos’.
August 19th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Matizado was new to me – with this meaning – so mati … Love it, tho’. Cheers Robert.
August 19th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
ciber = cibercafé (internet cafe and by extension any internet shop)
telecos = telecomunicaciones
August 24th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
resi = residencia (universitaria)
September 10th, 2010 at 11:57 am
Ah, and best of all ‘simpa’ or ‘sinpa’. To do a runner: ‘sin pagar’.