Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

 

Posted on March 24th, 2010 by by Theresa

Take these pumpkins, you!

What would you do if someone gave you pumpkins? Soup them? Pie them? Put them away for Halloween? In Spain, you’d probably kick down a door and sulk. Dar calabazas a alguien, to give someone pumpkins, means to reject them, to turn them down. It used to be only hapless Don Juans who got the [...]

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Posted on March 6th, 2010 by by Theresa

When the rooster crows at the break of dawn what does he actually say?

No-one is ever going to persuade me that a cock goes quiquiriqui or kikiriki, no matter what its nationality. After years of beratement (yes, I know this word doesn’t exist but I feel it should) from my students, however, I am prepared to admit that cock-a-doodle-doo is also pushing it a bit. Perhaps the Japanese [...]

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Posted on March 3rd, 2010 by by Valerie

Garlic Moments: Phones and Numbers

We all know what a Garlic Moment is.  Send us yours and we’ll post the best: they should not only be amusing but also helpful and instructive.  To kick off, here’s Georgina Tremayne from Barcelona with – what else? – a telephone problem. Fatal Construction Moving from one apartment to another apartment in the same [...]

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Posted on February 27th, 2010 by by Theresa

Cuá are you talking about? Animal sounds in Spanish

Animals ‘speak’ different languages. An English dog responds to “Sit!” a Catalan dog to “¡Seu!” and a Spanish dog to the long-winded “¡Siéntate!” Of course, what they are responding to (or not, as the case may be) is the tone, not the word. My cats don’t care what I call them as long as I [...]

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Posted on February 19th, 2010 by by Valerie

I always said the Catalans had a way with vegetables

Browsing Catalan idioms the other day in search of the quirky, the bizarre, the downright weird – well, the bloggable -  I came upon a list of food-related ones and – oh, how could I have forgotten:  s’ha acabat el bròquil. The broccoli has finished.    Which means – said  in a voice that brooks no [...]

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